Friday, April 8, 2011

My Fantasy of the perfect Harry Potter hook-up

Dear Harry,

It is getting harder and harder for me to play out this charade, but please understand that things must remain this way for now. If anyone knew about us it would be the hugest scandal ever. My family's name would be forever tainted and though I'd be willing to make that sacrifice for the sake of shouting to the world that I love you and want to be with you, now is not the right time. The Wizarding community would not be ready to accept this—to accept us—on so many levels. It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I must continue to put on this act when all I want to do is play with your magic wand (haha). Keep in mind that anything I do or say in front of others is all a part of the front. I don't mean any of it! Hopefully one day, we can let the world know the truth about us. In the mean time, stay focused on staying alive. He Who Must Not Be Named will not give up until you are dead. I'll try to continue to give you any information I can on anything I hear about. For if the day should ever come that something happens to you and you are taken from me, my heart will surely die.

                                                                                                                             Forever Yours,

                                                                                                                             -- D

P.S. I hope you like the picture (Muggle cameras are so weird!), but please be sure to burn this entire letter when you are done reading it. Better to not have any evidence lying around. Sorry. I know you hate all this secrecy, but please try to understand.

P.S.S. Oh, by the way, great catch on the Snitch at today's game! You guys totally kicked Hufflepuff's asses. I was totally stoked for you.

Why not? They're actually really hot together!

*Please note this post is not intended to insult anyone. I am a huge supporter of everyone having the right to choose whatever life style they see fit for themselves. Freedom of choice!


  1. "Play with your magic wand" Bwahahahahahah! And the P.S.S was funny too!

    It would be a great hook-up. ;)

  2. I think the funniest part is to remember that in HP's world, the pictures move! So what's the next frame in that little filmstrip?

    Magic wand--I can't believe you went there! (That's what he said)

  3. I know, Angelica! If I could just find one that friggin moves or sparkles or something! Aack. Will have to search for one and see what I can do. Or, I might just have to edit the letter! hahaha

  4. This made me laugh, especially the magic wand bit!!!! Love it!

  5. snort too funny!!

    naughty bits for the win!

  6. Bahahaha. Magic Wand= priceless. Very nice post!

  7. Love this!!! Reminds me of the Whomping Willows song "In Which Draco and Harry Secretly Want to Make Out"

    Yeah - I like Wizard rock... don't judge.


  8. HA! Thanks for the much-needed Monday cheer!

  9. I looooove it!

    Especially the magic wand! ;o)

  10. OMG, that was so funny! I knew all that tension wasn't for nothing...


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